MONEY

MONEY

• It can buy a house----But not a home.
• It can buy a bed----But not a sleep.
• It can buy a clock----But not a time.
• It can buy a book----But not a knowledge.
• It can buy a position----But not respect.
• It can buy a medicine----But not health.
• It can buy a a blood----But not life.
• It can buy food----But not appetite.
• It can buy learning----But not wisdom.
• It can buy acquaintance----But not friendship.
• It can buy service----But not loyalty.
• It can buy obedience----But not deference.
• It can buy company----But not deference.
• It can buy company----But not love.

SO YOU SEE MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING,
AND IT OFTEN CAUSE PAIN AND SUFFERING
I TELL YOU ALL THIS BECAUSE,IAM YOUR FRIEND
AND AS YOUR FRIEND ,I WANT TO TAKE AWAY
YOUR PAIN AND SUFFERING---------
SO SEND ME ALL YOUR MONEY------
AND I WILL SUFFER FOR YOU.

CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!!!
(CHEQUES NOT ACCEPTED)....ha ha ha.